Favorite Garak Quotes

[Shada Dukal]

I know that we all know them but still I will never have enough of this plain and simple… tailor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVV-8f1kOvE

[Gazomg]

one of my favorite quotes in trek is a quote about Garak.

Enabran Tain says in relation to Garak

I can see that Garak hasn't changed a bit. Never tell the truth when a lie will do. That man has a rare gift for obfuscation.

[Shada Dukal]

Indeed, being trusted and invited to dinner must be a truly unnerving experience. It is so much simple and easy when they are trying to kill you.

Yes, Tain had no illusions about Garaks’s talents.

Here is my favorite one – see the universe for what it really is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoBsBzI ... 34&index=9

[Gazomg]

always loved these comments, after he gets beaten up by some klingons

Bashir : I can't believe you're not pressing charges.
Garak: Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed a similar concern, but really doctor, there was no harm done.
Bashir : They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavical.
Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.
Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny.
Garak: I'm serious, doctor! Thanks to your administrations I'm almost completely healed but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.

[Shada Dukal]

How long does it take for the wounded honor of a Klingon to heal? I lifetime and all the eternity in Sto-vo-kor probably. This is what I call a permanent damage.

[Gazomg]

I actually use that a lot with my buddies when referring to their kids....tonque in cheek

[Shada Dukal]

Yes, I love that one too, those two could insult each other for hours and relish every second of it.

[Gazomg]

my favorite garak and odo exchanges...from Call to Arms



Garak: When the Klingons attacked the station, Gul Dukat and I were fighting side by side. At one point, he turned his back to me, and I must admit that for a moment, he made a very tempting target.
Odo: You'd shoot a man in the back?
Garak: Well, it's the safest way, isn't

(and after garak says how he spared Dukats life)


Odo: And now you regret it.
Garak: Ah, my dear Constable - before this day is over, everyone on this station is going to regret it.

[Shada Dukal]

Yes, indeed as usual Garak is absolutely right, shooting people face-to-face is dangerous. They might be quicker on the draw.

[Gazomg]

Not one of his more known ones, but this one's pretty good as well.

"A clear concience is usually a sign of bad memory."

what episode was that ?