For Cardassia!

Our much-loved elderly gentleman has finally retired in Scotland.
His cozy cardigans and famous knit tunics will surely be of good use in this rough climate.

... and as I have just learned, he even runs his own hotel!

http://www.royalhoteltain.co.uk/

I wonder how many cardigans he has to wear considering the weather in Scotland and the Cardassian preference for warmth. On the other hand, investments in hotels and local estates are not to be underestimated. The locals must love him very much, they named everything after him.

Of course, he will be wearing a kilt. He must blend with the locals. He will look like that.
You might ask Gazomg to change the head and put some armor on him. Or several cardigans.

Wearing a kilt is an art and skill so I suggest Tain should read all that carefully before putting on this emblematic garment. I believe the contemporary walking kilt would suit him better, it is much more practical and easier to adjust. He should pay special attention to the section “What’s Down Under?”

http://www.tartansauthority.com/highlan ... me-advice/

Feel free to adhere to the traditional way. His bare ass is the last thing that bothers me.

He virtually exposed his ass the moment he decided he is clever enough to act on his whims and rusty hunches so walking bare-assed around Scotland seems quite OK.

But the cold, the cold! I don't like the thought that some appendages could be freezing.
So please, let him be the exception and wear some warm woolen underwear too.
Social adaptation is fine and dandy, but in case of frostbite ... no, that goes too far ...
Mila would forbid it!

He hasn’t used these appendages for ages, since the time he sired Garak, by mistake. If he had used them on a regular basis, we would not have had the Omarion Nebula stupidity. Sexual sublimation turned into a blind ambition and combined with dementia.

So you think it makes no difference at all ...
mummified or freeze dried - all the same in the end