Beauty contest - Cardassian section

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Gul Khold
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Re: Beauty contest - Cardassian section

Postby Gul Khold » Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:05 am

Indeed! Then, maybe, they would actually make decent citizens of the Cardassian Union.

I had it already read, edited and corrected with the aid of a few Bajoran and half-Bajoran women (and a few men) that made sure nothing was gone unreported. Including what should be added to the list that happened during the break from editing said report.

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Re: Beauty contest - Cardassian section

Postby Shyak » Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:04 am

Hmmm, first I'm going to do some brain-researchs with the two Jem'Hadar specimens, which I caught up in my basement. But I think booze and women might be an option for a cure from their "White and Fight" addiction ... luckily I am able to provide them with both.
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Re: Beauty contest - Cardassian section

Postby Shada Dukal » Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:42 am

I don’t know what the Jem’Hadar had been like before the Dominion started breeding them. I guess the genetic alterations are too numerous to allow for independent development. They can’t procreate naturally, they don’t have females. In fact, they don’t have much of a peacetime application. They don’t eat, Ketracel-white, though addictive, supplies them with nourishment. I suppose they can be maintained with some solution that does not have addictive properties but nothing more.

Wow, what an elitist company you keep, Khold. I do not question the content of your highly informative reports. But I am afraid your editing board is illiterate and too ignorant so I am sure that their contribution to the reports was not of a literary nature.
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Re: Beauty contest - Cardassian section

Postby Gul Khold » Sat Aug 08, 2015 8:07 am

At least one of the Bajorans seemingly knew to write and read very well. We didn't talk much, but since I paid for her services, she agreed both with aiding and adding material from the most recent research.

Meh, I looked on the internet and no really new nice pictures of Cardassians.

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Re: Beauty contest - Cardassian section

Postby Shada Dukal » Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:07 pm

A Bajoran researcher, what a rarity! What did she research, the off-duty habits of the Cardassian soldiers in the bars around the garrisons? Judging by the content, she must be a leading expert in her field. I hope she did not charge you too much for…the empirical part of the report. They make a living from gullible tipsy Cardies.

As for the editing part, you really have to find someone sober and sentient who speaks Cardassian properly. I know it is difficult on Bajor so I will focus on the content.
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